Paranoia has set in early

Daddy: Bye honey I’m leaving for work.
FuzzyHead: Daddy, did THE VOICE tell you that you had to go to work today?
Daddy: The voice?
FuzzyHead: THE VOICE that talks from the walls every morning and then you go to work. Does it tell you that you have to go?
Daddy: You mean the alarm system honey? (miraculously maintains equal level of seriousness being demonstrating by concerned 4 year old)
FuzzyHead: It talks from the walls…

Poor thing.. despite much explaining I still don’t think she gets that it’s just a record voice that says “System Off” when we turn the alarm off every morning.