The “Free Taco”

The Dr. is both a fan of Taco Bell and Major League Baseballs so imagine his excitement  upon hearing there were free tacos to be had were their stolen bases. He immediately had me use That Internet Thing to look up the details. What found in their legalize had us rolling on the floor.

 

 

 

…If a base is stolen during regulation or extra innings play by any player for either team during any Game, Taco Bell will offer every person in the U.S. the opportunity to obtain one (1) free Crunchy Seasoned Beef Taco (the "Free Taco")…

You will evidently be required to use those little finger “air quotey” things when ordering.

We are no longer able to discuss tacos without using the finger motions.

But let’s move on shall we.

…Participating Taco Bell restaurant manager reserves the right to deny Free Taco to any person he/she reasonably believes has already received a Free Taco or has engaged in any other fraudulent activity. …

I’m wondering if Taco Bell has been frantically dispersing emergency training sessions to it’s store managers on how to handle this New Power.  “How to Determine Someone's Free Taco Status” must be riveting! Beware of the head games your local store manager will be playing that day people! And other fraudulent activity? Exactly what other taco related forms of fraud are there?

…All restaurant managers' decisions are final regarding to Free Taco offer. …

Cause you DO NOT want to mess with this DUDE!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

As a condition of the offer, each consumer agrees: (a) to release, and hold harmless Major League Baseball … from any and all claims, demands, losses, promises, causes of action, injuries, damages and/or liabilities, that may arise, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from the participation in this Promotion or from the receipt or use or misuse of the Free Taco,