I cannot begin to tell you how ridiculously happy this makes me

Especially the first one:

03.04.2008

CBS MONDAY NIGHT COMEDIES RETURN WITH ORIGINAL EPISODES, ON MONDAY. MARCH 17

THE BIG BANG THEORY

"The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization" - When Sheldon and Leonard are invited to present their joint findings at a physics conference, Sheldon refuses, and Penny steps in to mediate ... only deepening the rift between the two best friends, on THE BIG BANG THEORY, in its new time period, Monday, March 17 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

"No Tomorrow" - When Ted takes a page from Barney's book and lives like there's no tomorrow, he gets a post St. Patty's Day reality check from Marshall, on HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, Monday, March 17 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.