As heard coming home from the mall...

P: "Mama, we need a Yard Jesus"

M: "A Yard Jesus?"

P: "Uh- huh, like Miss Lisa's"

(Light bulb goes off in my head, the neighbor has an lit outdoor nativity screen)

M: "Oh you mean a nativity scene, we keep our Jesus inside baby, he's just packed up in a box still."

P: "Yeah, but a Yard Jesus is better."

I think there may still be a little Jersey left in that girl...