Breaking The Dress Code

Questions that remain unanswered

So tell me the truth, if this was hanging over your head staring at you every time you woke up would you feel all cozy and comforted. I mean what the hell is it? And why does it need a scarf?

As heard on the way to pre-school this morning...

Pud: Mama, what color's that car?
Me: Turquoise
Pud: No, what color?
Me: Turquoise honey, that is a color. It's what you get when you mix blue and green together.
Pud: Blue's your favorite Mama.
Me: Yes and mixed with green it makes Turquoise.
Pud: Turquoise.
Me: Yes. Remember when you mix some colors you get others. You can mix Red Blue and Yellow to make all the other colors.
Pud: Red's my favorite.
Me: Uh Huh, and if you mix it with blue you get purple and if you mix it with yellow you get orange.
Pud: Poo Poo is brown
Me: That's right honey, poo poo is brown.
Pud: Let's talk about poo poo Mama.

So I guess tomorrow's lecture on  Russian Existentialism needs to be pushed back a little.